How to Slow Google

There was only one force powerful enough to dampen the Internet’s hunger for all things Obama yesterday: Barack Obama himself.

Of course.

Check out the chart below, via the “Official Google Blog,” which shows the overall volume of queries at the search engine giant yesterday.

That valley in the middle of the graph? That’s the period when Obama actually spoke during his inauguration ceremony, starting a little after noon Eastern time. That’s one powerful speech.

When Al-Qaeda Starts Whining....

I personally believe that Al-Qaeda is going to start some s*it in the next few months. How can they not? Their credibility has been blown.

And if the news of Mumbai today is anything to go by, well, I'm not too far off the mark.

But here's the thing: When Al-Qaeda releases weak videos calling the President-Elect of the United States a House Negro, and then starts whining when their video isn't well received in the foreign or native press, you kind of know something is going right. The wind has truly gone out of their sails, because it's kind of hard to be scared of whiners. These aren't impressive people, they're just bullies, and right now, they're bullies who are having their biggest weapons taken away from them. I can no more be scared of them than I can be scared of an earthquake or a car accident

Don't you think?

When Al-Qaeda starts complaining that the media is unfairly biased towards Barack Obama....

Well, maybe they should talk to Mark Halperin. I'm sure he'd *totally* be fair and balanced.

World Reactions to Obama's Win

A taste of world reactions:

Italian Newspaper: The World Changes



Iraqi Blogger:
I am so happy today. I feel hope in the wind. Obama is the elect president of the U.S of A.

Am I happy for Iraq? I don't know. I don't know what will happen and I'm afraid. Will he pull out the troops? Will he care enough to reach a good compromise – fair to the Iraqi people? Or will he have to go overboard in some issues just to prove that he's American? Can he withstand the pressures?

But in spite of all my fears, I am so happy for America - You have come such a long way. You had the strength, the will to elect this man of change. And with all my heart I hope he puts America on the path to recovery. To see America again on the pedestal of freedom and democracy, a benign force that heals instead of hurts, unites instead of divides – soon inshalla.

I wish to congratulate you all.



Prominent Saudi columnist Dawood al-Shirian.
"Today, reality in America has superseded fantasy. ... Americans have struck a deadly blow to racism all over the world. Americans have regained themselves and have regained the American dream. The picture of the U.S. that was disfigured by the Republicans in the past eight years fell from the wall today. The picture of the America we had in our minds has taken its place."

Syrian Daily: "We Hereby Declare Obama the 44th President [Before It's Official]... Even If It Might Be Considered Irresponsible Journalism"

In its headline, the Syrian daily Al-Watan named Obama president even before the official results were announced. The editorial that accompanied the headline explained: "We wanted to declare Obama president... as a show of solidarity with millions of Americans, Arabs, and colleagues in the world media who [all] yearn for 'change' in U.S. foreign policy. They are all betting on Obama - who has been waving the slogan [of change]... in hope that he will be different not only in the color of his skin, but also in his view regarding Washington's policy towards the world...

"Some claim that if Obama wins he will be no better than Bush, if not worse... They may be right, since it is well known that no American president has ever stood on the side of the Arabs - rather, they have all stood on the side of Israel...

"Yesterday was undoubtedly a long, exhausting, and historic day by any standard. The American people [voted] with a vigor not seen in any [previous] U.S. presidential election, in a bid to make history and change the ugly face of the U.S.

"Out of respect for them and for everyone who voted for change, and out for respect for the souls of the Syrian, Iraqi, and Arab martyrs, we hereby declare Obama the 44th president of the U.S., even if it might be considered irresponsible journalism. We are sure that our readers will forgive us if we turn out to be wrong - [a possibility] for which we do not hope."

Mostafa Eqbali, a merchant in the Iranian capital, Tehran: "Let me tell you that now I believe in American democracy. Honestly, I did not think that Obama would be president. I thought that the invisible hands of the big trusts and cartels would not allow a black man to be president of the United States."

A journalist from South Africa:

Damn, I love Americans. Just when you’ve written them off as hopeless, as a nation in decline, they turn around and do something extraordinary, which tells you why the United States of America is still the greatest nation on earth. But too, what is happening in America and Kenya holds lessons for politicians everywhere, and South Africa would do well to take heed.

Britain's Guardian newspaper: "Today is for celebration, for happiness and for reflected human glory. Savor those words: President Barack Obama, America's hope and, in no small way, ours too."

Mali President Amadou Toure: "The United States has given a lesson, a lesson in maturity and a lesson in democracy."

Japanese artist Terumi Hino: "Americans overcame the racial divide and elected Obama... I think this means the United States can go back to being admired as the country of dreams."

Nelson Mandela: "Your victory has demonstrated that no person anywhere in the world should not dare to dream of wanting to change the world for a better place."

Tristram Hunt, a British historian: Mr. Obama "brings the narrative that everyone wants to return to — that America is the land of extraordinary opportunity and possibility, where miracles happen."

And something written BEFORE the election by a journalist in Ramallah:

"But what if the face of America were Obama’s instead, and the warmth of feeling extended to Americans could not instinctively be denied their leader? What if the posters of Mohammed Ali would come down and posters of, of all things, the US president would be filling their spaces—filling, that is, some of the holes in the hearts of fruit vendors, terrified by globalization, from Palestine to Jakarta? Obama’s campaign, and many pundits, have made the point, so I won’t go on about it. But I thought I might report that one cannot take a cab in Ramallah and not run into what this means."

And some videos:

A New York City Subway

Europa


Sydney, Australia (although this is what *my* party looked like)


Obama City, Japan


Where I wanted to be more than anywhere else in the Whole World


But probably my favorite video, just because it's my favorite story: Washington DC, the White House


People just flooded out into the streets, apparently, and ended up marching to the White House in an uncoordinated march of joy. I heard that someone hung up a sign saying "Welcome Home, Malia and Sasha."

November 5th, 2008

"The greatness of America lies not in being more enlightened than any other nation, but rather in her ability to repair her faults."
Alexis de Tocqueville


On the Eve of the Millenium, I spent my night alternating between partying on the beach on South Padre Island in Texas and running back to the condo room my friends and I had rented so that we could watch as each time zone turned over, starting with New Zealand. On that particular island, we learned that on New Years Day it's tradition for people to run out into the sea to meet the sunrise; that year they happened to greet the dawn of a new age as well.

I remember the feeling of trepidation as we waited for Moscow's New Year - Yeltsin had just stepped down unexpectedly, and no one really knew why. Despite a cancelled state celebration, people gathered in Red Square and threw their own party - complete with homemade fireworks.

Cairo got in on the fun, and you can't really beat a light show against the pyramids. Of course, unless I'm mistaken, it wasn't technically their New Years, but who didn't want to join in on the Millenium Party?

The successes of these initial shindigs, and the constant tv images of everyone gathering, was intoxicating. Who needed the cheap Pabst Blue Ribbon we had bought?

But it wasn't until I watched images of Nigeria count down that I became, for lack of better words, giddy on the history I was witnessing: the people in the capital there were singing and dancing to Madonna's "Holiday." Yes, in my mind, the world was united, by Madonna.

I still can't listen to that song without getting a little emotional, because it reminds me of the feelings I had after that night. Nothing bad had happened, despite dire predictions. Everyone just... paused... for one night... in a single and common expression of hope and joy. And it made me feel so... excited, and proud, and hopeful. That feeling lasted for a surprisingly long time.




I have to tell you, that this was the same feeling I had on November 5th.





I spent election day and night in London. It was interesting to be away from the United States - to watch and listen to non-Americans while they watched us with bated breath make this one ginormous decision.


I spent my night at the London School of Economics. They hosted one of the many all-night election parties in London, as indeed there were all-night election parties all around the world.

I was surrounded by Americans, Brits, Indians, Irish, and countless people from other nations. So many people came to the party that they had to shut the building down - we had become a fire hazard.

People counted down the closing of the polls in each area like it *was* New Years, cheered - not just when a state was declared for Obama, but when polls showed positively for Obama... even if only 2% of the precincts were reporting.

I found that kind of silly, but I'll admit the enthusiasm was catching.



People who know me know that for the past two years, I've been pretty focused on Obama becoming President. I can list a whole host of reasons that I have for being supportive of him, including the fact that I think the man is a chess player of a politician from the great city of Chicago, and god knows we need a long-term thinker who is comfortable playing some rough and tumble politics in the White House.

But I have a much more global reason for being so supportive.

While I certainly can't claim to be a globe trotter, I have traveled enough in the past decade to know that being an American abroad is not something that works in your favor (and yes, our downward spiral started before the Bush administration). I've heard the term "American" thrown around like a curse-word in multiple languages.

But on November 5th, it's like a switch was thrown around the world.

That day, walking around LondonTown, people heard my accent and congratulated me; I even got high-fived at a grocery store. Obama was everywhere in the news, and on the television. Commentary and images suggests that my story of international support is anywhere from unique.

What has started to become crystal clear to me is that people from around the world have been hungry for America to be... America again; to be the America that people idealize, the America that dreams are made of, and where dreams can come true for anyone from anywhere. America may be mocked for being overly idealistic and hopeful, but it seems that the world wants to have a Shining Beacon of Hope-iness nation to look to. The speed in which the world switched back to the belief that we are that nation is astounding - and is indicative of just how *hungry* people were to have that belief back again.

Am I overstating? Being dramatic? Maybe. But then again, maybe not.




The last big Democrat event in Grant Park-Chicago was the Convention in 1968, when 20,000 police and national guardsman gassed and beat 10,000 protesters, doctors and reporters. The Mayor at the time (the father of the current mayor) remained unrepentant of the event to his last days. As newscasters projected the images into the homes of America, the protesters chanted "The Whole World is Watching, The Whole World is Watching."

The events of that night changed the course of American politics.

Just a little over 40 years later, in exactly the same place, I feel like it's fair to say that the whole world was watching as Americans did something that no one in the world thought we'd ever do - elect a black man named Barack Hussein Obama who grew up in Jakarta and Hawaii to be the President of the United States. There is history and power in what happened that night, and it resonated across the globe.

These events could well change the course of World politics.

It definitely changes the course of our worldview - my nieces and nephew (at least the younger ones) are going to grow up in a different America than I grew up in. They will never remember a time where it wasn't absolutely normal for an African American to hold the highest office in the land.


Now I believe that Obama is in for a rough ride, as indeed we all are. And no doubt - no doubt - the world will lose some of its enthusiasm for Mr Obama when they realize he is our President, and will act in our interest - not theirs.


But just like with the Millenium turnover, I want to bask in the glow for a little while, to revel in what was accomplished, and to imagine the possibilities. And yes maybe, I do want to gloat a little bit. All those folks around the world who hated on America, they can go, well, eat crow. We may not be perfect, we may make mistakes, but our system is designed to allow us to correct those mistakes as we will. There is majesty in that.


One of the reasons Obama's win has reverberated so strongly across the world is because they recognize that America is the only nation where such a thing is possible. Those are not just words from a stump speech.

For a very brief moment in time, we became the better angels of the world's nature.


I don't really mind feeling superior to the French. Or the British. Maybe particularly the British, as disdain from the people of the "Sun Never Sets on Our Empire" seemed acutely hypocritical.

But most importantly, I believe that we have delivered a striking blow to terrorists dedicated to the destruction of our country. And I am humbled by that knowledge.




So am I happy with the outcome? Happy does not seem an appropriate adjective, because while I'm excited and proud, god knows I'm also very scared. But still, I'm basking. Just for awhile. Just for a little bit.

Long Time, No...

So I haven't had much time to write lately, mostly because I haven't had access to the internet since I moved from my host family's apartment. Oh, and I also went on vacation to London.

So while the silence does indicate a certain amount of busy-ness, it mostly just indicates a lack of connectivity.

With that in mind, I wanted to go ahead and jump right into it - but I'll have to post what I wrote immediately following the election first. November 5th was a big day for me, as you can imagine.

A Real American from Real America

First Opening of the Daily Show Post 9/11

I haven't really written a lot lately because, well, I don't really feel like right now is time for a lot of frivolous stuff. I'm naturally worried about people at home in the states, and members of my family.

I also am trying really hard to keep my mouth shut about politics out of deference to the people I love.

But something is really grating on me.

The past few days a bunch of articles have come out about the Millennial Generation, and they're not very flattering.

"Sources describe millennials as self-centered, needy and ill-equipped to handle failure and disappointment. And if handling those personalities weren't headache-inducing enough, [this article suggests], companies must also deal with the parents that instilled those attitudes with incessant coddling."

We have an entitlement problem. We expect too much too soon. But hey, it's really our parent's fault - they started it. They coddled us, told us we were awesome from birth.

I've addressed this before.

And, apparently, some parents are flat out crazy: "[some] will badger employers as easily as teachers. One General Electric Co. recruiting manager [said] that parents have called him trying to negotiate fatter paychecks for their children. A Conference Board official told of a worker who at first refused to travel to a business meeting because the worker's mother had deemed the trip unnecessary."



The fact that we refuse to give up our lives in "loyalty" to the cause of a corporation who we know will absolutely have no loyalty to us is considered abhorrent...

oh, and the fact that we consider pantyhose anachronistic...

and it's considered immature that we want flex hours even though we know that we work better from 10 - 7...

these are big big problems for corporations and recruiters.

Have they ever read about the productivity of Google? Does the fact that they have shares going for like, $500 give them one inkling of a clue?


You know what, I was told I was special and smart, and when I screwed up on something, I was told I could do better or I was yelled at to do better. But my parents sure as hell never called my work to try to negotiate a deal for me.

And you know what? They can bitch about our self-confidence, but it's because of this confidence that I've been so successful. All things considered, I've produced and done some pretty fantastic things, and I'm not embarrassed to say that, nor do I think I'm being overly congratulatory to myself. Google me.

Really, do they really want to bitch about a generation of kids that were "groomed" to rise the ladder when a full 1/3rd of our country's youth is no longer graduating high school? Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. They should be kissing our needy asses, and recognize that what we're trying to do is create healthier, holistic lifestyles. This is not a crime, and is indeed something that should be celebrated. The fact is if they work with us, they'll get the loyalty that they want.

I also think it's pretty rich that the generation that raised us, the Boomer Generation, is calling us the generation with too large a sense of entitlement when a) they're our bosses and, to repeat, they raised us and b) are they not considered to be the most entitled generation to have *ever* occupied this country? Do we need to review the holy shitstorm of economic crisis we're in now? The one that they're leaving us, the Millennials, to deal with?


I'm extraordinarily grateful that I have a family that I know I can fall back on. I'm not going to lie that I know this is there, and that some of my decisions have been made with this knowledge in the back of my mind. But this knowledge made me exquisitely conscience of all the people that don't have this luxury, which is an unacceptable amount of Americans. Maybe if some of the corporations complaining paid one red cent of taxes we could have some modicum of an education system in this country, and they could then have a broader pool of people to chose from to hire. Greed sure bites you in the ass, don't it?

French First Lady and the winner of the French "American Idol" singing the Juno Song.

tee hee

I'm not meaning to hate on her, but this is just damn funny.

She's an Astronaut

Thanks Pan